Fruit Roll Up

When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.

My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.

by DaddieDoWerk December 3, 2015

fruit

some one who is being weird, but isn't quite at the level as a freak

You're such a fruit!

by ashmee March 29, 2004

fruit booter

a boot made from fruit skins, a fruit boot isnt complete with out all the colors of the rainbow with enfasys on the color purple, most comonly used by homosexuals to match with there clothen, in the 1990´s the fruit booters added wheels so the gay parede walk will tire and damage less the feet

hey, lets go put on our new fruitboots and go to the skate park to look for some hooties

by put your name here October 2, 2003

fruitcup

The act of positioning ones hand in a cuped fashion tight to the anus with or without pants on and farting so as to capture the stench within the hand. Upon fart completion, close the hand and quickly position the hand under an innocent bystanders nose, open the hand, and ask questioningly "fruitcup?".

John pissed me off so I gave him a fruitcup. He threw up into his mouth.

Sally is a bitch, I gave her a fruitcup and it made her eyes water. Take that cunt.

by bg909 May 12, 2010

Fruit Cake

A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.

Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.

1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"

2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.

by Ebony Chalk December 23, 2008

Fruit Punch

If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.

Last night I was fucking my woman, when she had her period. I knew just what to do. FRUIT PUNCH!

by CHODE_MASTA_X July 26, 2003

Fresh Fruit

A recent out-of-the closet gay. Inexperienced and somewhat immature. A gay that doesn't yet understand the etiquette of proper gaydom.

Christina: "Wow, Eric acts like a teenage girl and he always hits on straight men!"

Nikki: "He just recently came out and hasn't developed his gay swagger yet, he's a FRESH FRUIT!"

by Sugar P**** November 7, 2010