fleites

fart, sorry to all those with the last name fleites. Don't forget it...EMBRACE IT!!!!!

oh my god, who fleitesed?!

by pudding in a cup. April 27, 2011

suss the flex

When you go to the gym and a member of the opposite (or same) sex is checkin' out your muscles, scopin' the guns, observing your body rip in all its glory.

Suzie went to GoodLife and couldn't help but suss the flex of all the cut-looking bros defining their latissimi dorsi

by 613K January 1, 2011

fleetwood mac

an overrated, cocaine-fueled, whitebread, surburban, corporate, Anglo-American "California" Seventies Adult Contemporary band with a strong yuppie and soccer mom fan base. Their "classic" 1977 album "Rumors" ain't so great. What they did in the Eighties IS an improvement, however. Still, they are a favorite of Tipper Gore, who tried to censor ALL music she didn't like, and take away our freedom of choice and expression. Fleetwood Mac is for those who don't like their music to be too challenging. This is a reason why we had to have the punk rebellion. Check out the members' solo albums for more exciting music.

Fleetwood Mac has a handful of decent singles (like "Tell Me Lies") but that's about it. When Bill Clinton was inaugerated in 1993, Fleetwood Mac reformed to play for the elite crowd. The muckety-mucks were on TV shaking their butts. WFD.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 12, 2008

fletmaronizm

The Act of being a fletmaron

fletmaronizm is no worse than sodomy

by Ash314159 November 12, 2004

flex shield

A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.

Similar to "tensing up".

Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps

"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."

by Given Dodis December 28, 2007

Flex Text

Tough talk thru text.

I'm going to beat John up when I see him, for FLEX TEXTING, in the group message with Matt last night.

by Itssja3 August 12, 2016

flex

a guy name ishan

ishan is a flex

by rcatel July 12, 2017