king dong

length

what is your length

by ben October 13, 2003

dongdong

a person with a fat weenus

"Woah dude look at that ladies dongdong!"

by scoopi January 13, 2008

cheese dong

a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.

b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.

I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!

by Tipsykit June 14, 2006

Ding Dong

the sound of a doorbell

Random person: *rings doorbell* DING DONG

by toast7 June 12, 2010

dong

A large Penis,the opposite of a Ding

I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong

by Les G September 17, 2005

Long Dong

A.K.A The only Max Ladon Buff

Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.

by CC crew...holla at us December 17, 2004

ding dong johnson

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.

Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!

by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010