the forbidden dildo

A Forbidden Dildo is a wonder. It is a shit so long and large that you can’t fathom how it slid out of those cheeks.

“The Forbidden Dildo took my ass hole last night!”

by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 17, 2019

dildo day

Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.

Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.

This year we will celebrate Dildo Day alone!

by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 26, 2006

dildo fuck

Awesome name to call stupid cunts. Combination of "dildo" and "fuck".

Jane: I love ponies!
John: Shut up you dildo fuck.

by EvilHom3r December 24, 2009

dildo

Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs

My boyfriend's weiner is so small i have to use a dildo.

by UofL June 6, 2005

dildometer

An abstract tool for measuring acts of douchitude on a subjective scale.

The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.

by BigEz April 8, 2010

cock sucking dildoe magnet

someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.

i see a cock sucking dildoe magnet over there. look at the cock sucker.

by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005

Dildo

A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole

Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.

Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.

by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009