drunk jessy

One drunk-ass female. Must consist of two of the following four elements:

1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.

2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)

3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"

4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.

If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.

Wow, that bitch sure was one drunk jessy.

Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.

Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.

by Kay Cee September 17, 2008

drunkbelieve

It's when you get so drunk that you don't remember everything that happened.. When you're friends start to fill you in on the nights experiences, you are like OHHHHHHHH I so KINDA remember that.. I just couldn't tell if it was real or drunkbelieve.

Do we really have to give examples? I'm sure you have been to drunkbelieve a time or two!!

by Miz, Pink, Shy June 20, 2007

Drunk Solo

To get completely shit-faced by one's self.

I got wicked drunk solo last night and woke up alone in my bath tub with an empty bottle of Mickeys.

by EDCV December 19, 2007

Drunkboarding

The act of snowboarding while under excessive influence of alcohol.

"Last week i was forced to go drunkboarding when a party on the mountain went late and i woke up still drunk."

by Red Label and Absolute December 25, 2008

drunk-facebooking by proxy

The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.

Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."

Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.

Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?

Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy

by allegrad July 1, 2009

drunk fussing

Short for 'drunk Facebook status updating' Similar connotation to 'drunk dialing' and 'drunk texting'. Drunk fussing occurs when one updates their status while intoxicated, saying things he or she would never say sober. One almost always lives to regret it the next day when he or she is reminded of what they did...and it's far too late to take any of it back.

Billy's drunk fussing caused a lashing from the women in his life, who blew up his profile with retorts.

Her drunk fussing revealed far too much to her boss and she lost her job.

His drunk fussing was seen by his parents and they grounded him for his entire senior year.

by DimplesSG July 29, 2009

Deunk

Deunk, meaning Dead Drunk. When someone is so smashed that they can no longer walk and think that their singing is 'nice' they are deunk (dead-drunk)

Pronuced: Dunk

"Last night Tim was deunk"
"WOW! I'm not drunk, I'm deunk"

Man 1: "Last night I became drunk!"
Man 2: "I was smashed!"
Man 3: "I became deunk!"
Man 1: "ewww..."

by MEGAZOR August 13, 2009