Drunk Solo

To get completely shit-faced by one's self.

I got wicked drunk solo last night and woke up alone in my bath tub with an empty bottle of Mickeys.

by EDCV December 19, 2007

drunk-facebooking by proxy

The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.

Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."

Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.

Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?

Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy

by allegrad July 1, 2009

drunk fussing

Short for 'drunk Facebook status updating' Similar connotation to 'drunk dialing' and 'drunk texting'. Drunk fussing occurs when one updates their status while intoxicated, saying things he or she would never say sober. One almost always lives to regret it the next day when he or she is reminded of what they did...and it's far too late to take any of it back.

Billy's drunk fussing caused a lashing from the women in his life, who blew up his profile with retorts.

Her drunk fussing revealed far too much to her boss and she lost her job.

His drunk fussing was seen by his parents and they grounded him for his entire senior year.

by DimplesSG July 29, 2009

Drunk Downloading

Getting shittanked and downloading something you would not otherwise download.

Brent downloaded 16 gigs of Captain Planet in a drunk downloading stupor.

by Mattius459 September 10, 2011

drunk walking

Walking around under heavy influence of alcohol, in a dream-like state resembling sleepwalking. Never remembered, but can be shown to have happened by evidence the following day.

I don't know why my pants are downstairs and the fridge door is still open...must've been drunk walking.

by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011

Insta-Drunk

When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.

Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.

by Cheris May 3, 2006

Sass Drunk

Noun; When you are so drunk that you passout in the middle of a sandbar, face down and start to puke all over yourself so much that people have to dig you a puke hole so you dont die

Guy 1: "Dude, i am about to get sass drunk tonight"
Guy2: "I am not taking care of you"

by dancer1_ August 30, 2010