Famous Dave

As created by Jeremy, the greatest dude that ever lived. To perform the Famous Dave you need the following: Famous Dave's barbecue sauce and a willing woman. Once you have secured those two things the Famous Dave may be performed.

Pour some of the barbecue sauce onto a woman's anus, have her then fart it onto your chest, once the sauce is on your chest she will lick it and give you a nice wet kiss with said sauce.

That is the Famous Dave...not recommended to the faint of heart, but works exceptionally well under the influence of alcohol.

"I got so drunk last night that I actually tried the Famous Dave...and it worked like a charm". -Actual customer quote

by OlafForkbeard April 2, 2010

Daeden

You know the temperature in Alaska? Yeah that's also his IQ

Daeden you fat fuck stop drinking Dr Pepper

Or
Daeden youre stupid

by Daeden comeau April 5, 2017

melly dave

1. a female human, who's first name really is melissa, but hangs with boys so she is referred to as "dave".
2. crazy mo fo

"hey, there's melly dave!"

by gia rin May 25, 2004

Smilin' Dave

A person who behaves with exaggerated phoniness in social situations. Can be a noun, adj. or verb.

"I hate parties because I get sick of having to Smilin' Dave for hours."

"I freaked out and had to leave because I got accosted by five Smilin' Daves trying to get me to take the Scientology test."

by DaniCalifornia October 25, 2007

dave

Alternative for the anatomical term, "taint," which is the area between one's anus and his or her balls and/or vagina.

I bought a new G-string, but it's made from a very rough material. I'm not worried about my package, but I'm concerned it might irritate my dave.

by R. Nald April 25, 2009

Dave

As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.

(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?"
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."

(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."

by Erin BROckovich November 4, 2010

Krazy Dave

Krazy Dave is the kind of metal that makes your ears bleed, but not in a good way. The sloppy guitar playing and constant double bass through a rather slow part of a song really doesnt help.

Derived when two gays stop bumming and make music.

Oli Laxton
Liam Kent

by The truth April 12, 2005