Donkey Kick 

Taking a full bong hit to the dome causing you to choke, hitting it so hard it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.

Whos ready to get kicked?....
Donkey kicked!!!

Donkey Kick by e town represent April 20, 2009

Donkey Eyelashes 

Thick long and sexy eyelashes

Look at that bitches donkey eyelashes!! Damn, im jealous!!

Donkey Eyelashes by Sweetie Pateetie July 29, 2011

donkey's bollocks 

even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.

Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!

donkey's bollocks by metapieman December 14, 2012

donkey kong country 2

The best game of all time (and yes, that's objective)

That's almost as cool as playing Donkey Kong Country 2! Almost.

donkey kong country 2 by TykeMan128 June 14, 2018

Donkey Dilldoe 

A donkey Dilldoe is a large Dilldoe Often used on women with wide or well-used vagina or to induce intense ( or most likely kinky) pleasure from a woman as either foreplay or when a woman is on her own.

Donkey Dilldoes can also be used during anal, however, usually that is only used for the mans sadistic pleasure.

"so i was behind her and she was begging for it and i pulls out this Donkey Dilldoe and she starts screaming like a bitch"

"Dude, that girls got a Donkey Dilldoe"

Donkey Dilldoe by BethanyEmoChick March 24, 2009

donkey doo doo 

White guys playing cheesy African rhythms on djembe drums. Usually the rhythm is politically correct, inoffensive "world music" but ultimately not something that would make you want to dance.

'Man, I wish they would play some nice chuggy doof with those drums'
'Nah, it's all donkey donkey donkey doo doo.'

donkey doo doo by lewislama September 20, 2006

donkey punch

when you fuck a girl's vagina in doggy style and suddenly stick it in her pooper.

Dude, i totally donkey punched my girlfriend last night.

donkey punch by kevin apeck August 15, 2006