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Job for a Cowboy

A progressive death metal/screamo band from arizona. Their music contains intense shreding, violent horrific lyrics, and screamo that is uncomparable to any other screamo, cuz its just too beast.
A true n00b could never handle the sound produced by Job for a Cowboy.

If you're a fan of rap music or pop rock, and you're in the 30 mile proximity radius of Job for a Cowboy...run your ass back to your house, hide in your closet, and hang yourself, and while you hang there dying, slit your wrists til you bleed dry, speeding up the process of your death, redeeming for the fact that you're unworthy of existing in the presence of Job for a Cowboy...even tho they might be 30 miles away.
Job for a Cowboy by Beast Lee May 15, 2007

Rhinestone Cowboy 

The "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a fairly dangerous sexual act. Just prior to anal sex (preferably a with a man), the 'cowboy' will attach rhinestones to his dick (with some sort of skin-safe adhesive). Some of the rhinestones may dislodge during coitus, this is perfectly normal and will give the recipient the moniker "Rhinestone Cowgirl".
I got Rhinestone Cowboy'd by my boyfriend last night, I think there's still a few in there.
Rhinestone Cowboy by SkuubaSam July 22, 2011

lavender cowboy 

Does not tote a gun ,stick,knife or anything that can hurt or mame anyone or anything!
lavender cowboys make the best mates,feminine,kind and terrific at keeping everything clean and tidyand can build you the occasional barn or something!
"The smell in this cowshed is beautiful",She said in a hushed supprised voice,"That will be the lavender cowboy over there,see him, he is milking that cow and polishing those windows at the same time!"
lavender cowboy by Anna65 March 24, 2010

Saltwater Cowboy 

Brian B. - A person who lives by and loves the sea. Instead of riding horses, you ride waves. You hunt in the water, or in a kelp forest. These people might live in Ventura aka Ventucky or Ojai Ca.
Saltwater Cowboy by Brian 805 October 14, 2014

Black Cowboy 

"I'll have a black cowboy with a side of fries."
Black Cowboy by Pegleg September 19, 2004

ck cowboy 

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe
"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."
ck cowboy by murph November 5, 2003