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CATCH THE VAPORS

(1) To get caught up and interested in what someone else has or what they do and, want to be involved in it.

(2) To dislike someone for a certain period of time and then all of a sudden like them for materialistic reasons once, you've found out about thier status or what they have.
(1) Shannon's catching the vapors over that guy who drives the Lexus.

(2) Ron turned her down in high school, now that he sees her, he caught the vapors because she's with another person.
by F-40 May 16, 2004
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Catch A Body

A term used in the late 90's early 00's meaning "to be killed", most often by bullet. Recycled by current generation to meaning violence not necessarily death, loosing, and also referring to sex.
It's lame how new generations give already established slang, like catch a body, new meaning.
by GoodThingsBeginWithA July 20, 2017
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Catch-22

A catch-22 is not a situation in which both choices lead to undesirable outcomes. That is called a lose-lose or no-win situation. A catch-22 situation CAN be a lose-lose, but it could also be a win-win or win-lose.

A catch-22 situation is one in which the solution is impossible given the cyclic nature of the premises.

The logic is as follows:

1. If X, then Y and Z
2. If Y, then not Z
3. Not Y or not Z
4. Not Y and Z
5. Therefore, not X.

Many people use this logical terminology as commonplace vernacular while using it incorrectly and not understanding the origin.
1. If a person is excused from flying, that must be because he is both insane and requests an evaluation.
2. If a person is insane (I), he should not realize that he is, and would have no reason to request an evaluation.
3. Since an insane person would not request an evaluation, it follows that all people must either not be insane, or not request an evaluation.
4. Since all people must either not be insane, or not request an evaluation, it follows that no person is both insane and requests an evaluation.
5. Since a person may be excused from flying only if he is both insane and requests an evaluation, but no person can be both insane and request an evaluation, it (therefore) follows that no person can be excused from flying.

This is the logical argument and substituted form of a Catch-22.
by LuxAndUmbra April 4, 2011
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catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.
Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....
by d0c March 17, 2008
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coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.
One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I
by mr hankie June 17, 2006
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Coach Rhea

This breed is normally a earth friendly math teacher who likes blue priuses, it has man psycho moments and likes to lift weights. It also is a Asian stud who picks up many young ladies who are 18+. Occasionally it wears a mullet to his class to think it is redneck. Sorry for the inconvenience if it comes to your class.
redneck awesome chill math girls man handsom coach rhea
by Seat 24 November 4, 2009
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catching dodo eggs

the act of forming a basket with your hands to catch the eggs of extremely extinct birds.
McReasonable: today we are going to learn catching dodo eggs
Club: question mark
by friendofsparkles August 14, 2010
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