colonel cornhole

When someone is being an asshole worthy of the ranking colonel.

Person 1: "I Took a shit on you bed and smeared it in for no reason."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."

by Lil Buddha September 6, 2013

Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

Coconut

A black person who acts white.

Daniel is a coconut.

by Blaxk hammer August 1, 2016

Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

by G.T. Cannington May 31, 2018

Colon Serpent

The act of anal sex by a rather large penis.

Shiley found Vannie's colon serpent to both feel good and hurt at the same time.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

Coconut Girl

A Thai prostitute that works in the city of Pattaya along Beach Ave, also known as "The Coconut Bar" because of the coconut palm trees that line the street.

Guy #1: "Lets go down and check out the chicks at the beach!"
Guy #2: "Naa man, they are all Coconut Girls."
Guy #3: "You're right. We should go to church and pray for our sins instead."
Guy #1 & Guy #2: "Coconut Girls at the Coconut Bar it is!"

by The_Mike_Of_Knowledge March 26, 2020

Colonial pegging

pegging in colonial times

I heard Dakoda and brandin are into colonial pegging.

by ax11977 June 16, 2020