Butterfly

IT'S NOT A PIGEON.

Is this a pigeon?

No you dumb fuck, it's a fucking butterfly.

Pigeon: bird
Butterfly: insects

by Oh hi there. May 20, 2018

Butterfly kisses

When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls

Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters

by Papi john May 8, 2018

Butterfly kisses

When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls, or when they just start blowing really hard and you cum early

Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters

by Papi john May 8, 2018

butterfly brain

To be massively forgetful and go off on the greatest tangents. Tangents often lead to embarasssing relatable stories

I have a butterfly brain

by Imogenationistheone February 28, 2018

butterface

everything is good but her face

damn she a "butterface"

by idfwya August 8, 2018

Butterficial insemination

(v) the act of inseminating a container of popcorn, via a straw, with multiple layers of butter. This act starts from the inner (lower) levels of the popcorn moving in a circular pattern continuing upward until the popcorn is fully saturated with butter, inside and out.

I'm going to butterficial insemination Ted Cruz if that piece of shit wins.

by butterficial November 6, 2018

butterfinger

In order to butterfinger, one must first excrete loose, watery bowl movements (diarrhea) through their anal canal. As this process is taking place, a second party (preferably a lover) inserts their philanges into said anal canal thus acquiring their lovely brown butter. The second party may then do what they please with their sweet juice.

Bartholomew: yo, bruh, I don’t feel so good. I think I have diarrhea.

Squinphoneous II: Yoo, bet, let’s butterfinger!! 💩

by TheAguirres November 19, 2018