Brandon

An alright guy, but has a veeeery tiny dick and can be one too. has homosexual tendencies

Sarah: I was with this guy last night. He had a really tiny dick
Anna: Brandon?
Sarah: Yea

by hehehehehehehehehehheheheheheh June 22, 2010

brandon

a tool that was raised in many places. usually lies about the most random things to seem like he is cool, when in all reality, he is a faggot. self acclaimed "d1 prospect"

Ex 1: "Hey where is brandon from?"
"He is from New orleans, mexico, los angeles, and compton."

Ex 2: "Dude i got 6 kegs lets throw a party"
"you're such a brandon"

by joe blow 699 March 31, 2009

Let’s go Brandon

Another way of saying "Fuck Joe Biden"

“Let’s go Brandon. Trump 2024 baby.”

by WillZthousand December 16, 2021

Brandon

Often referred to as a Bad B M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.

Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.

by Jimbo Smegma December 9, 2008

Brandon

someone nore human nor animal, but mostly known of as being alian. "it" is 90% teeth and mostly 10% smile. Be careful when around, because they are known for texting starting small fires in local grandmother thrifty stores and all medium siz good wills.

That unidenified brandon was sure odd that we found in the field.

by Jakob the Liar December 25, 2007

Brandon

An guy who is generally considered to be an asshole. He probably has messed up teeth and looks as if he has fetal alcohol syndrome. He enjoys lying and causing a lot of unnecessary drama in people's lives. He hangs out with friends who are either fat or pussy virgins so he can feel like a bad ass.

Girl 1: "Wow, whats wrong with that guy's face?"
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."

Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."

by onepointfive December 8, 2010

Let's go Brandon

It is the newest ways pedophiles signal each other online

User Donald: Let's go Brandon (and everyone now knows that person is a pedo)

by Tatiedee November 7, 2021