baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

Bart Fart

Man idek bruh it's like when you wanna BART FART or smth idfk

Oh yeah baby! it BART FART TIME! YEYEAH! *rips a massive beefer and runs off*

by BUGBEEF January 7, 2025

bart baiting

When homer intentionally doesn't move to give the impression of being AFK in order to draw bart's in for the ritual. This is typically with the intention of killing them.

Adrian: "Dude Homer's not moving..."
Elijah: "Should we ritual?"
Adrian: "Or, he might be bart baiting-_-"

by thisboysabin January 23, 2026

Bartbait

Based off the hit game "You VS homer" on roblox. A term for when you camp as the killer (Homer), in an attempt of getting barts to surround you and then ambush them.

Homer: *pretends to be afk*
Barts: yo he seems afk let's do a nightmail ritual
Homer: *bartbaits*
(Insert degloving speed here)

by JD pants January 26, 2026

Baptizing the baby

When you take a shit in a baptismal font full of holy water in a church, thus "baptizing" your turd-baby.

last night I snuck into a church but I got caught baptizing the baby. Needless to say I was escorted out.

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

bapht

bapht : a skinny queen

someone who is so skinny that their waist is pretty much non existent

“ omg look at that bapht ”
“ we’re such baphts ”

by honeylima February 18, 2025