Badger Cake

Dish created by one BadgerTom for the purposes of Extreme Munch Satisfaction or E.M.S as it is affectionately known!

A Badger cake is a 3 tiered melted cheese sandwich with lots of cheese and not much bread!

Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!

Serves one.

by BadgerTom February 23, 2010

Banerns

1) a Musa acuminata (banana)

2) the male organ also known as a penis

1) Man, I really like banerns in my oatmeal!

2) I can see that guys stiff banern through his biking spandex!

by GMJr November 14, 2011

Badger boner

You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood

I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav

by Mule Tool December 11, 2016

Bange

When something is based due to who it offends, but the content itself is cringe

Baby Yoda eating eggs was based as it annoyed vegans, but cringe as it was Baby Yoda, thus making it bange

by ZeekEteek November 14, 2020

super banged

a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.

"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."

by solid g August 4, 2010

Sex badger

A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.

Ask Fin he’s a real sex badger

by Maiakins July 8, 2019

Yeety Badger

A term to describe something that is epically indescribable. For example

"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"

Carrying something heavy..

"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"

Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...

“Watch me Yeet this Badger“

by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020