åström

To be loud and obnoxious/offensive due to prolonged mental illness/exposure to controlled substances.
Very similar to Tourettes Syndrom but without the retained bladder control. Periodical drooling has been observed in some cases.

- Why is he swearing loudly while shitting himself?
- He's probably got bit by the Åström bug.
- That would explain why he's groping the lady next to him.

by Billy-Joe-Bob Hick April 25, 2005

astrofornication

The term Astro in this case means a star or stars. Fornication, of course, means to have sex with, or to fuck. An Astrofornicator is a Starfucker, in base terms. Incorperated, of course. Starfuckers, Inc.

Man, astrofornication sounds like something the chili peppers would come up with! I wouldn't mind flying out to the sun and commencing some lovin on it, personnally

by Stykz September 26, 2007

Asteroid Armor

A unique and fully operational impact protection kit (a hardhat). As a bonus, the cheap plastic is designed to melt away in post impact heat preventing you from having to remove the armor manually.

Dude - is that a huge asteroid coming through the atmosphere? Holy crap it is! Put on this Asteroid Armor!

by Jimmy Geddon Gear February 1, 2009

astrogliding

Sliding through situations in life frictionlessly.

On March 18, 1965 Alexei Leonov was the first human to be caught astrogliding in space.

by 303 bham May 28, 2010

astraia

A small Greek child who obsesses over semi attractive, curly haired, Cross Country runners.

" Dude, look at that Astraia over there!!"
" Yeah, she's totally into those runners!"

by BasicAsianBoy March 26, 2017

Astarr

A very big but incredibly soft, wimpy man. Oftentimes stubborn and vague.

Person 1: Dude, why was Al running away from the group of girls over there?
Person 2: He claimed he was allergic to them
Person 1: Wow he such an astarr

by FlyingCow June 11, 2018

Astonie

Astonie (originally Astonied) was born in 2004. He would eventually join a team named Ache, and marry a dude named Dolphin. Dolphin was always controlling in their relationship and said the word dildo} too much, so Astonie pursued a relationship with a fellow Fnpl squad teammate Introessive. As their relationship progressed, the leader of Ache - Jacgloe - was brutally pitchforked and hardly escaped with his life. This had a strain on Introessive and Astonie's relationship, so they filed the divorce papers and Astonie went out looking for a new lover. He eventually found a hot egirl named Rose in which he is currently happily married to.

Astonie has a dig bick

by AcheTfUp April 20, 2019