Astonie

Astonie (originally Astonied) was born in 2004. He would eventually join a team named Ache, and marry a dude named Dolphin. Dolphin was always controlling in their relationship and said the word dildo} too much, so Astonie pursued a relationship with a fellow Fnpl squad teammate Introessive. As their relationship progressed, the leader of Ache - Jacgloe - was brutally pitchforked and hardly escaped with his life. This had a strain on Introessive and Astonie's relationship, so they filed the divorce papers and Astonie went out looking for a new lover. He eventually found a hot egirl named Rose in which he is currently happily married to.

Astonie has a dig bick

by AcheTfUp April 20, 2019

astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

Antoniette

Antoniette means PRICELESS, Worth is far above rubies. Name is derived from the tower of Antonia, in biblical times ... Antoniette is pronounced: An-twah-net because in France, it is spelled with an "oi" thus producing the *wah* sound. Although the most famous person in history who bears this name wore a blonde wig, most Antoniettes are naturally brunette. Girls and women named Antoniette are used to being asked things twice, or even three times since their name is so uncommon. This doesn't mean they are patient, they are just used to answering the same question over and over.

Usually, since their name is never in the top 10 Baby Names books, they don't have lots of personalized pencils at school or personalized coffee mugs at the office, which is fine, since they prefer things that are unique in nature like they are.

Look into an Antoniette's eyes and you should find truth. Priceless things usually aren't fake or false. I'm not saying you will always find truth, but you SHOULD find it there.

There's nobody else in the world like Antoniette!

Wow, what would we ever do without Antoniette?

If anyone can get the job done, Antoniette can!

Antoniette is absolutely amazing!

by tpatiw February 5, 2010

astonia

MMORPG (massive multiplayer online role playing game) pretty much the same thing as runescape, but alot better and doesnt rot ur mind like runescape does.

Hey i just started a new character in Astonia last week guys..
i havent played that much though, because ive been watching some tv.

by G lon December 1, 2006

Antonietta

A very Italian feminine name, meaning priceless. It is the Italian version of Antoinette, which is a quintessentially royal name; Antonietta's should be treated as such.
Antonietta's are usually highly promiscuous, intelligent and also beautiful, an uncommom mix. Antoniettas tend to become authors, teachers, sex therapists, gold diggers or psychologists.

"Antonietta, I didnt realise one could do that with their mouth."

by S. Mareneli December 9, 2008

Antoniette

To hold and carry proudly, the name Antoniette..one must be passionate, anal, orderly, and outgoing. She usually is very OCD about odd things such as writing everything in her planner to having things stacked a "certain" way. She has great work ethics, but lacks the social skills to branch out of her comfort zone. She has zero filter on her mouth, so to date her, the potential man would have to have thick skin. Some would even say Antoniette's can be verbally abusive to her lover. She has a large heart for animals but more than any is usually a small white dog that she more than likely, and to remain true to her uniqueness, named either zeus or boogar. She is a wild card so nipple piercings to coloring her hair 5 different colors is something to expect. She more than like drives a nissan or a kia. She has a sharp tongue and always resorts to immature name calling like "ugly fat pig." She will refer to her lover has "honey" more than she will his own name. She is an old soul so her friday night are usually spent at home playing words with friends and to be really crazy, doing her nails and over using a cuticle clipper.

Man, my stomach really hurts today. I wonder if its socially acceptable for me to complain to everyone even if my name isn't Antoniette.

by la_lamp_post January 4, 2012

astonifying

cross between astonishing and stupifying

I find the e-mails my ex sends me to be absolutely astonifying

by MaliaMartin October 7, 2013