dirty amber alert

when you are fucking a girl and an amber alert comes out right as you cum in her and she shits all over the bed

My girl and I had a dirty amber alert last night. We have to get new sheets now.

by Archerygirl121704 February 2, 2022

Alberto

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet

Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"

by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018

Red Alert

When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.

"We're out of the Kools, lets smoke a Red."
"Woah dude...Red Alert!"

by Hawihonne December 3, 2009

babe alert

One would say this and do a siren sound to their friends when they see an unnatractive girl to make them look stupid.

*you see someone walking by and is unatractive.*
BABE ALERT *siren sound*

by jake-up December 3, 2005

false alert

It's when you sit down on the toilet to defacate and just gas comes out.

Anthony ran to the toilet with the squirts from to much perks but it ended up being a false alert. "just Air"

by rick enumber9 December 30, 2011

Flying Albertros

When a chick is taking it in the vag and the ass and giving head while giveing 2 handies. looks liek she is flapping with the handies

dude1: wanna have a flying albertross with jen
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth

by ;) August 2, 2004

alberta

the northern Texas, Alberta is the ugliest place on the globe. It's just a bunch of stuck up racist hicks who think going to the beach means going down to the swamp to shoot animals. Albertans can't drive for shit, I should know one hit my with their car. When I first moved to Alberta (against my will) I couldn't breath because there is no oxygen in the mofoing air, its all gas and fuck knows what else. I hope Alberta gets bombed, I HATE IT HERE, and I hate everyone that live here. Albertans are sexist and racist to the extreme, they are the most narrow minded people EVER. Everyone that had to move to Alberta, for some reason, hates it. It always cold here. Its March right now and you cant even go outside without your lungs freezing.

Nova Scotia is the best place on earth.
Alberta is hicksville.

by i hate alberta March 30, 2008