wet puppy

a girl who looks absolutely great sucking dick

Jesus dude, Katie sure looks like a wet puppy tonight

by hide4 February 14, 2010

Wet Pretzel

When someone is being extremely lame, or inconveniencing you. Much like finding a bowl full of soaked pretzels in your kitchen sink.

John, don't be such a wet pretzel.

by boltonfanforlife March 28, 2015

wet me

asking for someone to jizz on u

wet me daddy!

by nobody else here May 27, 2017

wet colin

Individual taking a poo with the door open gets doused with a large amount of ice and water.

R. Bernard Garcia was also the victim of a wet colin.

by Agiriga April 25, 2008

wet throat

1)A person that sucks cock
2)A cocksucker

That guy is a wet throat.

Man, stop bein a wet throat.

by alphonsefedime October 30, 2010

Wet Dolphin

When an enjoyable sexual encounter is heightened by a quick, unsuspected switcheroo from vagina to anus.

Priskey: Rumor has it you pulled the old wet dolphin last night, you sandbagging son of a bitch.

McCoy: Ya bro. I almost drowned in her pussy, so I swam to her butt.

by Jonny Tsunamii August 11, 2012

Wet Dustbuster

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.

Grandma had a new bounce in her step after getting a wet dustbuster from her male companion.

by H. Dizzle October 19, 2012