walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011

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couple walking

in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)

Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.

by jesserz92 May 6, 2008

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Talk-Walker

Anyone who does things s/he doesn't like in order to fit a certain image.

1) If you weren't a talk-walker, you wouldn't be eating vanilla yogurt.

2) Wait, so you suddenly "like" camping because it fits the college student image? Talk-walker.

3) Merry Christmas, Bryan!

by Example 2 Owed Example 1 Ten $ October 29, 2008

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The Walking

A manager that worked at Angelo's diner in PA, in the early 2000s. His face contained a very large mustache. Originally nicknamed "The Walking Mustache" but later acquired its shortened version.

A tall thin man with a very large mustache can be called "The Walking."

by Timpa44 March 8, 2009

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