Vampire Survivors

a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.

Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.

by BuffSammy January 24, 2024

Alp (Vampire)

Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.

1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"

2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)

by The Alp Hunter January 24, 2013

Vampire daiquiri

A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's

Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night

by anonymous October 28, 2021

vampire slayer

Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone

Sheila: AHH MY EYE

John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye

by Izmo March 16, 2008

the boyz vampire antics

The antics of k-pop group the boyz after releasing their Universe single ‘Drink It’ as in blood

Yunghoon: did I just see a vampire

Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty

Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS

by StariiStori July 12, 2021

Vampire Bag

A Bloody Tampon

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag

by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019

Vampire Bowling

A term referring to the action of sexually stimulating a female with your fingers in the position that you would throw a bowling ball. Action done while simultaneously sucking their neck with the intention of causing subcutaneous bleeding to leave a large neck bruise or "hickey".

My friend's idea of a romantic date is to take a girl "Vampire Bowling".

by Moses Incarnate July 19, 2024