vampoo

To secure the back of a shirt in a way that creates a tighter more flattering fit in the front. Typically secured using a safety pin, brooch, or anything turquoise.

Christian made sure to vampoo his shirt before hitting the club.

by Christian Werner June 27, 2010

Vampire Bugs

Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.

You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

vampirey

having to do with all things vampire.

twighlight is the worst movie ever.even my girl hates it and she LOVES all things vampirey.

by lopimp October 16, 2010

vampsploitation

noun - a genre of motion picture/television series/book/etc. created to cash in on the tremendous amounts of capital available to "Twilight" fans; the genre as a whole is blamed for making vampires far less scary (or in any other way even remotely interesting) in popular culture.

Mary: "I saw a trailer at the movies and at first I thought, 'Yay! Vampires!', but then I saw it was just another vampsploitation flick."
Gwen: "Tell me about it. These things are making *Count Chocula* look like a badass."

by MightyLB December 6, 2010

vampierlife

when you are hard and all about the vampierlife on twitter

@sexybellaca got a misspelled tatto that reads vampierlife

by Kingcesa March 18, 2011

vamporn

pornographic media that appeals to young girls, often with prominent supernatural characters

Keyundra: Which do you like better, "True Blood" or "The Vampire Diaries"?

Alexander: Uhh, yeah, I'm really not that into vamporn.

by RickBaideia March 30, 2011

vamptessa

a younger vampiress.

the queen vampire = vampiress
the princess vampire = vamptessa

used in slang for a young mean female boss.

by ayaz1123 July 22, 2012