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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
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On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).
"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).
by Inok007 June 21, 2016
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ski lift ticket

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?
by BigDSco April 19, 2018
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Rip your ticket

Phrase meaning: To completely destroy someone in the sack/bed. To leave one unable to move after intercourse.
Allison told Cody I want to "rip your ticket".
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Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.
A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".
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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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Beef on my ticket

Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket
by Thickthong June 4, 2019
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