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brown tail

The little string of poo that is half in your butt and half out after going #2. Usually caused by premature clinching of the ass muscles before everything is completely evacuated. It resembles as small brown tail, especially when you "wag" it trying to get it to fall off. Leads to skid marks, dingleberries, and excessive wiping.
Hal: "Dude, I took a massive dump about 2 feet long, but was left with a brown tail."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."
by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
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curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off
Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!
by A^C July 27, 2006
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trailer park skank

A butt-ugly, poor female piece of white trash who will fuck any man in sight. Usually has a shitload of kids by many different men.
Don't fuck that trailer park skank, Charlie. She'll give you herpes!
by Paul Thundergod June 25, 2003
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Indian Trails middle School

A school that seems to hold the largest quantity of stuck ups, whores and jerks. A place where there isn't any originality.
I fucking hate Indian Trails Middle School. It's full of sluts.
by IFuckingHateYouForAReason March 21, 2012
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Luxury Circle Trailer Park

A pathetic excuse for a trailer park in Jackson, New Jersey. It is the home of Hoop the Mountain man, white trash, and other people that bring down society. All of the trailers are falling apart and look like shit. There are more illegal activites performed here in one day than an entire year New York City. A dump would be an imporvement over the Luxury Circle Trailer Park.
Hoopie Joe lives in the shithole known as the Luxury Circle Trailer Park.
by xxxxxxxxxxxx October 3, 2005
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tailspin

(n) Occurs when one:

a. exaggerates a situation to an extreme level and reacts to it in dramatic fashion

b. flies off the handle for the slightest of inconveniences caused by another person or a situation that is out of the control of any one individual

c. exhibits emotion in response to a stimulus that is wildly disproportionate with the level of reaction warranted by said stimulus

d. expresses particularly strong anger, frustration, and/or panic in the face of everyday life events and takes these emotions out on targeted individuals and/or random bystanders, which negatively impacts the lives of these people who subsequently come to believe that the person is fucking insane
Holy shit... My boss went into another tailspin today This time it was because I changed a few words in her document before sending it back to her. BUT SHE ASKED ME TO CONTENT EDIT THE DAMN DOCUMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE! She sent me a 1,000 word email to me saying how much I "messed up" by changing a few words, and then she called me down to her office to berate me face-to-face! Woman is insane.

Today my boyfriend locked his keys in his car. He tried to call me to bring him a spare set, but I had my phone on vibrate and didn't see that he called until about an hour later. Holy shit... that mofo went into a complete tailspin when he got home, and bitched me out for literally HOURS about how he can't count on me for anything... blah blah blah. AND THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED! What a fuckin' nut job!
by Bozo McScrotus July 29, 2016
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Trailer Hype

When you see a trailer of a moive, but the trailer only shows the good parts, so when you see the movie you're disappointed.
Man 1: Im going to go see Adventure Land this week.
Man 2: Dude don't do it that movie such a trailer hype.
by Say2500 April 4, 2009
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