Tazmainian Toss Pot

Someone who is a mentally challenged, a wanker,arse wipe, etc, etc

You fucking Tazmainian Toss Pot

by QPod December 16, 2003

toss cock

Someone who acts or is a bit of a dickhead or a wanker.

"That idiot, he thinks he knows everything, what a toss cock."

by Ruby1 November 7, 2008

tootsie rolling

Leaving a large group of your female friends, to go to another room and talk for prolonged periods of time with a boyfriend or guy you are interested in.

See cupcaking (for males).

Julie stays tootsie rolling with that new guy, Gary. It was supposed to be girl's night out...he is pretty cute though.

by Threfty March 7, 2010

midget toss

While your penis is inside the womans vagina shake her repediatly and after you climax toss her over your head (kinda of like a belly to belly suplex) and point and laugh at her pain.

I midget tossed that bitch all accross the room last night!!!
- Snootch to the nootch

by MGS with BS June 19, 2006

Toss Your Salad

This means to jack off or to beat your meat. Not to eat ass. That is "cleaning your kitchen."

As a 16year old boy, I "tossed my salad" regularly.

by IamtherealZander August 28, 2005

toots

marijuana.

"yo ima roll up some toots"

by higherprimates. June 8, 2012

Toss Yo Cookies

1. The act of enthusiastically spraying your ejaculate on or about your partners hindquarters after vigorous anal sex.

2. Rummaging through a friend's cabinet for a snack, only to find that he has a package of stale cookies, and informing that friend that you are going to throw said cookies away.

1. Trimble furiously drove his Kosher Missile into Grandma's Hershey Highway, but soon felt as though he was going to spill the gravy in the brown bbq pit, so grandma just said "Go ahead and toss yo' cookies darlin!".

2. Darnell: Hey Alfred yo stanky ass be keepin these stale muhfuckin cookies? I'm sorry dog but imma gonna have to go ahead and toss yo cookies homeslice!

Alfred: Ah dog, you know they got at least another week in'em!

by Mcwaffle September 29, 2008