grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

Sweezey Todd

The act of taping whiskey bottles to your hands and not being able to take them off until you finish each bottle.

If you lose this bet you will have to Sweezey Todd.

by Cream Cornholio February 8, 2017

Sweeny Todd

to want to kill someone in the way Sweeny Todd does

I want to Sweeny Todd that bastard so badly.

by HarleyQuinnSnape March 21, 2017

Mary Todd Stinkin

An all female orgy taking place at the White House.

"Bro, Eleanor fuckin Roosevelt used to have hella Mary Todd Stinkins!"

by DonkeySpunk June 11, 2017

sloppy toddler

When you give head to somebody with a very small, toddler size penis using a lot of saliva.

“How was your date last night?”
“NEVER AGAIN! He asked for a sloppy toddler!”

by RaaWrxsdddd// July 28, 2018

tiny todger

A minute penis

Oakley has a tiny todger

by gyffufutfc,k November 8, 2018

big toddler

A big toddler is an Abdl person who acts like a toddler but is really an adult.

Come on girl, we can’t do this right now! Go back into adult mode and I’ll play big toddler with u later!

by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018