j-bar

non splif style joint.

"twist up a j-bar, i need to get stoned."

by M "H" H March 4, 2007

3 bar

NOUN: Used to describe the size of the woman your friend slept with the night before. The number describes how fat she was because she was able to exist in 3 bars at exactly the same time. You would be able to say something to her at one bar, tell her to hold on a second, leave for the next bar, and finish your sentence there because she was truly that fat. It is possible for a 4 or 5 bar to exist but the term can only be applied to girls that your friend has slept with.

VERB: The act of plowing into an elephant sized female willingly and drunkenly

That chick over there looks like 3 bar to me, I can feel her gravity pulling me closer, try not to sleep with that one.

3 BAR!! (yelling in the face of that whale)

Try not to 3 bar it up tonight...again

by Steven 'Michael' Bolton June 29, 2008

ooh bars

something one would say to be sarcastic after an insult

Someone: "BISHYou wear a ring on your nose because no one wants to put one on your finger."
You: Ooh Bars.

by BagofEggs December 27, 2016

Klondike Bar

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.

My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!

by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010

xanax bars

a benzodiazapine used for anxiety and insomnia (not an antidepresant) that fucks u up if u take it in bar form, which is the equivilent to about 8 normal people's doses. Same class as Valium.

Hey those xanax bars knocked me on my ass

by douchebaggery March 19, 2007

Bar Tough

A salt of the earth bartender usually found in dive bars. Common characteristics are tattoos, mullet, scars, dirty jeans and black t-shirts. Special skills include ability to pour both kinds of drinks (beer and shots), and to settle any disagreement with the bat he keeps behind the bar.

“Hey Bar Tough, can I get a Coors and a shot of Beam?”

by Vern Streeby December 9, 2008

bar-rister

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.

Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007