5% challenge

Your phone battery must be at 5% to start out. The goal is to jack off to completion via porn on your phone before your phone dies.

Dude I just did the 5% challenge!

Wow you're quick!

by p1zzaJr September 22, 2016

The Sunshine 5

Inevitably the best group of friends that ever existed; comparable to the 12 apostles, the Beatles, or the hosts of Monday Night Football.

mom: What are you doing tonight?

me: hangin with the sunshine 5 of course!

by the man-drew December 11, 2010

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 5, 2023

May 5

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

by Eslabón May 4, 2022

the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 4, 2023

Art 5

An art class that is impossible to get into unless you have sick-nasty talent, and you have an incredible portfolio.

Hay: I wish i could join Art 5, but i can't. Sadd.
Brit: Well, why can't you.
Hay: Because i am not very good at art and my portfolio is not good enough... plus it is impossible to get into.
Brit: But, I'm in it.
Hay: Thats because you have a good portfolio.
Brit: Oh. Ha. You were right. I am wrong.

by toldyousobritbrit July 12, 2011

Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019