cream toss

The act of putting whipped cream on ones finger and inserts into some ones vagina.

Jason: I'm so mad at Jeff and Andrew!
Clyde: Why what happened?
Jason: They fuckin cream-tossed my mom!
Clyde: How did they cream toss your mom?
Jason: With their fingers?

by jgv2213 March 24, 2008

bean bag toss

The incorrect way to talk about the game Cornhole

"Hey wanna go play some bean bag toss?"
"What? Are you an idiot? You mean Cornhole, right?"

by TheHoagieFish January 11, 2016

Tossed The Whale

Taken from the movie Hancock when the CGI whale is tossed out into the ocean. Meaning that the CGI was so terrible that the Whale was Tossed.

Lord of the Rings "tossed the whale" during the cave troll scene. It just looked so fake.

by jupiter0225 August 22, 2008

[tosser]

A fan of title of show the off-Broadway and then Broadway musical, whose run was tragically cut short.

Maybe if the "theater fans" who see Wicked every week could branch out a little, truly meaningful, creative ART would be able to survive over the fluffy jank that fills Broadway today.

RIP tos.

I am a tosser - not the British slang, atos fan.

by dannytravers81 April 22, 2009

Tost

Verb describing someone getting swerved by a group of people, typically in a group chat.

Megan just wants some ass and is getting rejected by everybody in our group chat. She is getting TOST

by Siredwardthe4th May 25, 2017

Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss

Is where a woman is performing oral to you and right before you ejaculate she "tosses" your sack out of the way and punches your taint (space between anus and scrotum). This action causes the man to cum and crap himself at the same time.

Its my birthday tomorrow i hope i get a Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss.

by HVeniEVidiLViciM February 25, 2011

tossing the salad

A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.

Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*

by Wifey McBeatey June 2, 2007