by GIVENCHY_NGBY May 16, 2015
Get the Rim Tim Timmy mug.A person who thinks he is the most needed guy at work when really he is nothing but lazy durring his day job. But at night he has a side job on the vegas strip where he then puts 10 dicks inside of him all at once. And at the end of the day he still couldn’t find the part, because thats not his job.
Hey man did you see that show last nigt with 10 dick Tim? Yeah man he took all thise cocks like a real man.
by Strawberry88 October 27, 2017
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You someone you really trust, and inject their ass with novacaine. You then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. You then put hot chocolate inside their anus, (like how they put water and stuff from porn) then get a Tim Tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their ass like a straw.
You someone you really trust, and inject their ass with novacaine. You then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. You then put hot chocolate inside their anus, (like how they put water and stuff from porn) then get a Tim Tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their ass like a straw.
Guy 1: hey dude, we've been friends for a long time and..
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: I was wondering if you wanted to do a Tim Tam Slam with me.
Guy 2: I would be absolutely honored to.
Guy 3: I'll hold his legs!
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: I was wondering if you wanted to do a Tim Tam Slam with me.
Guy 2: I would be absolutely honored to.
Guy 3: I'll hold his legs!
by Shoestring129 September 21, 2014
Get the Tim Tam Slam mug.when a girl is getting fucked in the ass and another girl is eating out the man's asshole while fingering her own
by cit October 29, 2006
Get the Tim Buck Two mug.A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004
Get the Tim Allen Hammer mug.Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.
Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....
Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.
Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.
Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.
Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.
by Juhurty October 5, 2011
Get the Cockblocked by Tim Cook mug.Timothy - originating from Greek time, meaning Honouring by God. A Commonly masculine name. Worldwide knowledge that we shorten Timothy to Tim!
Tam; originating from the best biscuit on the planet - Arnotts Tim Tams - also adding for personalisation factor “to the” in between so that you get….Tim to the Tam.
Instead of calling your best mate (one of the sickest cunts out there) just plain old Tim or Timothy…..quite commonly Tim’s can be nicknamed Tim Tam. The sickest aka the legendary Tim’s on earth deserve that little bit extra oomph. Also, underlying clever factor is Tim Tam’s are relatable to everyone here - hence the nickname therefore will stick and spread without anyone taking much notice.
Timothy or Tim’s are either tall or short (no in between) and extremely intriguing and/or likeable. Very high chance on being animal lovers, maybe even vegetarians.
Tim’s have an extremely versatile love of music and canned soft drinks depending on the type of Tim. Are either highly focused and computer tech savvy or the opposite and struggle to focus and retain but far from illiterate.
If you click with a Tim to the Tam…conversation flows easily…often known as bouncing off one another.
It has been said, Tim’s have a high survival rate in the event of a possible global disaster such as a zombie apocalypse…you want a Tim on your Team!
Tam; originating from the best biscuit on the planet - Arnotts Tim Tams - also adding for personalisation factor “to the” in between so that you get….Tim to the Tam.
Instead of calling your best mate (one of the sickest cunts out there) just plain old Tim or Timothy…..quite commonly Tim’s can be nicknamed Tim Tam. The sickest aka the legendary Tim’s on earth deserve that little bit extra oomph. Also, underlying clever factor is Tim Tam’s are relatable to everyone here - hence the nickname therefore will stick and spread without anyone taking much notice.
Timothy or Tim’s are either tall or short (no in between) and extremely intriguing and/or likeable. Very high chance on being animal lovers, maybe even vegetarians.
Tim’s have an extremely versatile love of music and canned soft drinks depending on the type of Tim. Are either highly focused and computer tech savvy or the opposite and struggle to focus and retain but far from illiterate.
If you click with a Tim to the Tam…conversation flows easily…often known as bouncing off one another.
It has been said, Tim’s have a high survival rate in the event of a possible global disaster such as a zombie apocalypse…you want a Tim on your Team!
1. “Tim to the Tam is the shit man!!! What a fucking top bloke ayyyy”
2. Tim, Timothy, Tam, Tim Tam and Tim to the Tam are the common names used for these unreal dudes.
3. A bond is formed immediately or not at all. Either a deeply unique friendship, a flirt/fuck buddy or just pass these guys daily (the passer-by being the dud in that equation).
4. My advice is get a Tim in your life!
2. Tim, Timothy, Tam, Tim Tam and Tim to the Tam are the common names used for these unreal dudes.
3. A bond is formed immediately or not at all. Either a deeply unique friendship, a flirt/fuck buddy or just pass these guys daily (the passer-by being the dud in that equation).
4. My advice is get a Tim in your life!
by SubZeroWins January 1, 2022
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