Mexican Surprise

When you're dating a smoking hot 22-yr old Mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.

Surprise!!!

Be careful man, you don't want to wake up one day to the Mexican Surprise.

by levarselosmonos April 25, 2011

Grainy Surprise

When your fucking a girl from behind real hard and your dick accidently slips out of her pussy and tears into her ass.

She yelped like a chihuahua when I gave her a Grainy Surprise.

by FilthyMan69 April 20, 2006

suprise finger

the exotic art of suprising people with your finger.
frequently acompanied with ninja skills

suprise!
ouch! you poked me in the eye!
I suprise fingered you!

by ToriVale April 28, 2006

TC suprise

When you give a guy head and he's about to climax, you bite down. When he screams in horror, you yell SURPRISE!!!!!

I gave chris a TC surprise last night and he won't return my phone calls.


Last night, when i gave chris a TC surprise, he yelled and said "i oughta bobsled you for that!"


"your mom TC surprised me last night mo fo"

by Caitlinntamara June 24, 2004

Nick Dick Surprise

When you discover that one of your childhood friends is getting into gay porn and sending pictures of himself to gay porn producers.

Let's send Keith a nick dick surprise.

by Nick the Niggerfaggot January 11, 2008

Surprise Fat

When a girl appears to be fit, or thin with a shirt on, but once naked, is surprisingly fat.

Zak-"i saw rachael at the pool today"

Alex-"nice"

Zak-"not really, she's surprise fat."

by Heyapple! July 2, 2010

Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.

Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick

by NICKBERT August 15, 2010