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storey

Quite possibly the coolest type of person on earth. Generally tends to be, "the man"
-"That kid is so cool"
-"Yeah, he's such a storey"
by Shangfest November 9, 2006
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Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.
An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).

"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."
by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 26, 2008
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You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
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heat score

the police are often referred to as heat, some people call it "bringing the heat" to be noticed by police. This phrase is usually used in a drug deal situation, and someone who is considered a heaty or heat score is an undesirable customer. Also used to describe situations where you are attempting to avoid detection in your dealings, and a police/authority figure gets close...this is a heat score
"keep those dollas down, that's a heat score"
by shanu May 30, 2005
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slorebag

a female that is so permiscuous she is at once a slut, whore and scumbag. these females are always good for a shit on the chest.
that vanessa chick is such a fuckin slorebag
by Dirty Bird Clothing April 16, 2006
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store404

Very black man who is also gay and loves to suck long dic*s
Wow that is a very store404
by Nigger404 June 15, 2022
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toy storetard

a person who is a retard when it comes to toys
My friend just bought my brother a barbie doll. what a toy storetard.
by Stavi Serksnis December 31, 2009
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