finger sports

Games which formally meet criteria for competitive match / tournament play, in which the finger(s) predominates during play and are solely responsible for completing the games challenges and /or obstacles. The winner is generally identified by having the highest score.

Hey, Jill, wanna go to the movies tonite?

Nah- I’ll b home playing finger sports on my phone.

by Evenstar570 November 10, 2022

E Sports Sadboy

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.

All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023

Fun Sports to play kids

Here is a fun sport to play with your kids.

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I like to play games with my family. Fun sports to play kids.

by Bellmovies July 16, 2023

broozell sprowts

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broozell sprowts is a word said by idiots and retards who dont know how to pronounce brussel properly

Mrs Yannos tried to make Homer eat broozell sprowts; they had a massive argument which ended with Homer chucking the sprouts at his mum.

by ilovetoze August 6, 2023

E-sportsmanship

E-sportsmanship in short is an electronic act of sportsmanship (For videogames), because there is no definition for this I am creating one.

videogames are not real sports because they are not physical. Sportsmanship is a physical act of respect in competition, so I am making this definition to make a physical act into an electronic one . Some examples of E-sportsmanship in videogames includes T-bagging, kicking other players, purposefully being rude to women, Rule 1 in rocket league, Fortnite Emotes, Using an auto-sniper in CS2, Spawn camping, and Crouching in Minecraft, are all examples of E-sportsmanship even if it is rude it is a form E-sportsmanship none the less.

Woah! the the global elite enemies are letting us win a round so we don't have to get shut out, that is good

E-sportsmanship

by Cupofjoe27 September 28, 2023

Tradie spots

When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online

That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Pullerman-Sports

describes the sporting aspect of sexual intercourse.

I‘m the World-Wide-Champ of Pullerman-Sports

by Patrick Curry1992 November 5, 2023