screen shopping

Simply window shopping on the internet, looking through your computer screen rather than through an actual window.

I spend all my time screen shopping on Amazon.com.

by Rabid Nozomi January 18, 2009

Sloppy

adj. The state of intoxication slightly beyond tipsy. This can best be achieved by consuming 4 - 7 alcoholic drinks in an hour.

Person 1: Dude, are you good to drive tonight, you've been drinking pretty hard.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

sloppy penncrest

When a girl uses mayo to finger herself and then proceeds to leave the mayo in her vagina. A few days later a man will eat said girl out and will get maggots, that have infested in said vagina to live in said mayo, in his mouth.

Sloppy nigger house! Did you hear about the girl who gave the sloppy penncrest, she's dirty as shit!

by silverandwhite June 23, 2008

sloppy sanchez

like a dirty sanchez, but you stick your finger into her butt after you just bust a nut inside her, and then draw the jizz/shit laden moustache on her face

dude, i fucked your mom in the ass last night, bust a nut, and then gave her a sloppy sanchez

by som May 18, 2006

Sloppy Joe Job

A blow job given with a mouth full of sloppy joe mix, ground beef, or Manwich.

Hey, before you finish that Manwich, why don't you come over here and give me a Sloppy Joe Job.

by Dr.Steak May 31, 2010

school shopping

a more pleasant sounding term for masturbation

I really need to go school shopping after school.

by Nick August 31, 2004

sloppy picaso

When you are giving anal sex and your partner releases feces on your penis.

She gave me a sloppy picaso, so I donkey punched the stupid bitch.

by Tom Kuth March 10, 2005