sidecar

noun /ˈsaɪd.kɑ r/ intercourse through a colostomy hole

I could tell by how she fingered her stoma that she wanted me to ride in her sidecar.

by bungfullajung May 24, 2016

South Side Syzurrp

South Side Syzurrp is a drink created by three brave men living in south Evanston, IL. It is an alcoholic beverage, the recipe for which is as follows.

(Makes ten to fifteen servings)
1. Take empty milk cartoon and write South Side Syzurrp on the outside.
2. Pour between 2/3 and a whole handle of vodka in (depending on the mood).
3. Add one carton of Welch's Mango Twist.
4. Add one small package of Crystal Light Pink Lemonade
5. Fresh squeezed lemon juice (anywhere from 1 to 4 is acceptable).
6. Fill the rest of the container with a second carton of Welch's.
Drink to your hearts content.

Next weekend we bought to be on that South Side Syzurrp.

by Paul Bunyan's Penis November 2, 2009

Upper Upper West Side

Some who lives in the northern part of Manhattan (New York City) north of West 96th Street (mainly the neighborhoods of Harlem, Washington Heights, and Inwood)

Miguel doesn't live in Chelsea. The punk lives on the Upper, Upper West Side.

by Luis H. November 19, 2004

he knows which side of his bread is buttered

He knows where the money comes from, who pays him his livelihood or gives him the most personal gain. Used to describe how money concerns often rules people's decisons despite their feelings or personal opinions. No matter what people pander, they will not bite the hand that feeds.

He may gripe about his boss and talk about starting a new career, but he knows which side of his bread is buttered.

Corporate America may not like Trump's sexist statements, but they will still vote for him because after all, they know which side of their bread is buttered.

by Shumado January 8, 2017

side swiped

when your friend tells you theres a chick visiting and you head to his house to meet her and the first glance of the female specimen causes your head to snap back in pain and one more for disgust.

indian guy - hey jimmy, come by the crib i want you to meet this chick

(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)

Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me

by DiaztheOG September 12, 2010

Side Shot

The act of placing a buttcheek on the opposite side of the toilet seat to which it belongs, and therefore shitting on the floor. Much like the upper decker, this is also a weapon which should be used on only those who deserve it. The next unsuspecting person to enter into the lavatory, will find a pile of shit next to the toilet. Although extremely funny, use with caution and DON'T GET CAUGHT!!

I gave McDonalda the ol' side shot yesterday.

- lil johnny

I wonder how the janitor like the sideshot i left him.

- lil mary

by towlie621 February 3, 2010

Side chick

The kind of girls without a boyfriend who are often "the third wheel" in a relationship setting.
Usually these girls want to be with the guy whom they're associated with, but there was no agreement for them to go that step further.

The man whom the side chick is associated with is pretty indecisive about whom they want romantic relations with, but since they got hung up on several chicks, he might as well have his side chicks.

Julia isn't Jason's girlfriend. And Meghan isn't his girlfriend either. Apparently, they're his side chicks. Jason won't decide!

by whats_yo_name_pussycat May 10, 2018