snack bandit

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.

Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?

by thextorzhater May 19, 2019

tornado snack

The act of sluprin the clitty in a circle motion to whomst creates a tornado.

Didnt you love the tornado snack i gave to whomst?

by chesscakepuss April 19, 2017

afterschool cheese snack

A piece of Kraft Singles on a papwr plate, microwaved for 30 seconds and eaten like a pancake.

"Wanna have an afterschool cheese snack? I can get the cheese."

by DefineSomeStuff April 19, 2018

100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.

“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”

by Jrhrh11 August 08, 2018

Boston snack

A very small penis

“His penis was barely a mouthful, just a Boston snack”

by mockish March 16, 2024

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 28, 2024

Talking Snacks

Saying something nice about someone behind their back. Similar to talking shit but positive.

I told him about hot you are. I was literally talking snacks all night.

by ryedunk January 11, 2022