smash hank

beat off ,masterbate,self love

after watching that porn video I had to smash hank

by hank the smasher November 4, 2011

Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012

Smarse

A portmanteau of "smart ass" and "arse". Use smarse when the standard smart ass would be inappropriate or offensive.

RICK: I'm gonna have to quit asking, "How stupid can you be?" You seem to take that as a challenge.

DAN: Shut it, Rick. You're such a smarse!

by mrsbvp January 25, 2013

smash the pan

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

Smas-hole

Smug Asshole: Making other feel less as a person based on their lack of owning a Prius. To be a complete and utter douche bag.

Man 1: Hey man hows it going?

Man 2(smas-hole): Really? How's it going?!?! Well, my body fat is at 5%, my girlfriend is smokin hot and I just got a new tat on my shoulder- it's a lone wolf! So yeah, I'm good man.

Man 1: What a smas-hole!

by TeamHotMess January 13, 2015

Smash Dat

To have sex with someone in an aggressive manner.

"See Janet over their, I'd Smash Dat!" -Friend 1
"Really?! I wouldn't! Too skinny for me," -Friend 2

by stay free March 9, 2015

Slapstick Model

A Slapstick Model are actors or performers in some form of media e.g. television, theater etc, who only get involved with slapstick violence in the show or event.

Person A - "Are you seeing the show tonight, bro?"
Person B - "Yeah totally. I heard that Frank is the Slapstick Model! It will be hilarious."

by Nobski June 1, 2015