Steamin' Demon

The act of removing one's member mid, or post-coitus, while enduring sub-zero conditions; thus creating a steaming effect.

While Roger and his woman were getting it on in the snowbank last night she came face-to-face with the steamin' demon.

by anonymous4567895 March 6, 2013

Steamnesia

One of the terrible side effect of Steam sales game binges, a mental disease that makes you forget all about games you had in your Steam library.

"Hmm what should I play today?"
*checks Steam game library*
"WTF?! What's <name_of_a_game> doing here? I can't even remember buying it, I must have steamnesia."

by Tohwaku June 12, 2013

steam and spray

A steam and spray is an act of agression wherein a man forcefully shits on a female taking a piss on her directly afterwards.

"you pissed me off for the last time bitch! You're getting a steam and spray"

by ostrichfan1986 October 11, 2013

Steam My Curtains

A euphemism for sex.

Variation of "Going Martha Stewart On It"

Chris said he wanted to come over and steam my curtains.

So, does that mean he wants to steam your curtains or, you know, "steam your curtains?"

by Help a Brother Out December 23, 2013

steamboat'n

The act of taking a crap in steaming hot water. Ie: a hot tub or bath.

I wouldn't go in there, somebody was steamboat'n in that hot tub.

by Gbigdog1 January 10, 2015

steaming taco

When a woman begs to cum because deep down Inside she is a closet slut.

Please let me squirt my steaming taco.

by FfC-BerSerkxL March 18, 2015

Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.

My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.

by JorgonQ May 17, 2015