Similar to a dirty sanchez, while hitting it from the back proceed to insert your finger into your own ass and then fish hook the recieving party. This will cause an imeadiate reaction ( most likely suprise and disgust). Best to be performed after the climax of your sexual adventure.
Brandon: Rizzo gave me one hell of a Dirty Schleimer last nite! I didn't know another mans ass could taste so good!
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1. The act of completely and utterly destroying or laying a waste to a something, usually a person.
2. To overtake, or in any way negatively effect another players position, while playing as Schleembo in Mario Kart.
1. The act of completely and utterly destroying or laying a waste to a something, usually a person.
2. To overtake, or in any way negatively effect another players position, while playing as Schleembo in Mario Kart.
1.
Mando: Ay bro how was your fight with Alex?
Jacob: He was weak, I completely schleem'd him.
2.
Mando (Mandopad343): Who tf just blue shelled me?
Jacob(Schleembo): *laughing maniacally* GET SCHLEEM'D!!
Mando: Ay bro how was your fight with Alex?
Jacob: He was weak, I completely schleem'd him.
2.
Mando (Mandopad343): Who tf just blue shelled me?
Jacob(Schleembo): *laughing maniacally* GET SCHLEEM'D!!
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1= The lowest attractiveness possible If you bang a 1, you are cursed and shamed for life.
2=An ugly girl is an ugly girl She won’t turn any heads.
3=This is probably the largest category of females on the planet a common term for a 3 is “cute.”
4=It’s about as low as you can go before you fall into the “just cute” category.
5= Think of the hottest girl you personally know. She is a 5. Don’t argue with it, accept it and learn to set your sights higher.
6=She is the hottest girl you’ve ever seen.She will respect how big your balls are and hopefully if you play your cards right, she will soon be sucking on them
7=Megan Fox is the perfect example of a 7,she is virtually out of reach
8=Victoria’s Secret Models,All you have to do to get an 8 is be extremely rich,Being famous is a plus too.
9= A woman who is incredibly hot and most likely a sorcerer of sex.
10= An absolute must wife woman,A modern deity of beauty,A true a cumshot conjuror
1= The lowest attractiveness possible If you bang a 1, you are cursed and shamed for life.
2=An ugly girl is an ugly girl She won’t turn any heads.
3=This is probably the largest category of females on the planet a common term for a 3 is “cute.”
4=It’s about as low as you can go before you fall into the “just cute” category.
5= Think of the hottest girl you personally know. She is a 5. Don’t argue with it, accept it and learn to set your sights higher.
6=She is the hottest girl you’ve ever seen.She will respect how big your balls are and hopefully if you play your cards right, she will soon be sucking on them
7=Megan Fox is the perfect example of a 7,she is virtually out of reach
8=Victoria’s Secret Models,All you have to do to get an 8 is be extremely rich,Being famous is a plus too.
9= A woman who is incredibly hot and most likely a sorcerer of sex.
10= An absolute must wife woman,A modern deity of beauty,A true a cumshot conjuror
(john) so on a (1-10) female attractiveness scale what do you think my sisters bestfreind ranks?
(henry) hmm proabaly like a 6 bro she's such a babe!
(henry) hmm proabaly like a 6 bro she's such a babe!
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friends before mens..
sisters before misters..
like the spice girls..only better.
friends before mens..
sisters before misters..
like the spice girls..only better.
by zors November 27, 2010
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