salt rock

the harded sperm on a rag used to pleasure ones self

the sock was coverd in salt rocks from last night after having fun with him self

by Cole Train December 28, 2005

Salscereal

Little itty bits of chips at the bottom of the chip bag and the left-over salsa at the bottom of the salsa jar mixed together.

Jim was so jonesing for munchies that he poured the chip-ettes in with the double-dippin left overs at the bottom of the El Paso jar and spooned up the Salscereal .

by The Fig April 16, 2008

salt the eggs

The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.

So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"

by oatmeal145 January 8, 2010

Sales

Usually something found at Walgreens.

"NOW THOSE ARE SOME FUNNKY SALES!"

"I know! 1/25 cents, and 2/$1.00.... Now those are some buy-worthy sales .

by DaRk3$tNiGGeRr November 22, 2011

salt lake slash

When someone is at a Salt Lake City hardcore show and a straight edge kid with a razor blade slashes a X on their back. This is to signify that this is a Straight Edge show you you should not be there.

The Hippie stoner got what was coming to him when he went to an Earth Crisis show and got a "salt lake slash."

by ALcore September 25, 2006

Salt Life

Being "Salt Life" is a mindset and preference for those who feel most comfortable surfing, swimming, fishing, diving, going to water-parks and being wet or in the sunshine. Its about relaxing on the beach and being kissed by the sun. If you label yourself a beach bum, then you live the salt life. If your whole house is decorated in coastal/nautical beach decor, you're a salt lifer. No matter where you live, what your job is or what degree you love....if you are salt life, you are salt life. Peace. Love. Salt Life.

Jack: Hey Cody, what's your lifestyle preference?
Cody: Salt life baby!
Jack: Awesome bro...salt life forever!
*Bro high five*

by Romantic Bizarre November 4, 2015

Salt the cracker

A game played by young males, who stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. Usually, the last one to cum eats the cracker.

The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!

by tyrock January 4, 2008