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Jacob Sartorious

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.
"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"
by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016
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the starting line

tom: have you heard of the band the starting line?
charlie: ya! they kick some serious ass!
by ghetto hanna June 1, 2004
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Brain shart

Similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).
Guy 1(in deep thought): Yeep.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Huh? Oh, sorry... I had a brain shart.
by Joshua Sweeney May 4, 2006
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Jacob Sartorius

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid
Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him
by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018
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Shartan

A member of culture in Sharta but what is present day Shitaly during the fifth century B.C.

Shartans were known for their warrior instinct, they prowess with the use of throwing projectile weaponry, the weapon they most commonly used was referred to as a 'Shat Slinger' which was in it's baser form a small open pouch attached to leather thongs which could be defecated in and then swung, upon release of the thongs the defecation is launched at ones opponent doing moderate damage.

In modern days Shartans are most noted for the most feared Shartan in 13 B.C, King Shartin Fartin.
King Shartin Fartin, the most feared and respected Shartan, used his mighty strength and his expertise with the Shat Slinger to take down the mighty egshitian Pharaoh King Tootin' Pootin.
by Doodie McFartenstein May 10, 2009
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starter dick

a small penis that is appreciated only for its purpose as a taper that will gradually and painlessly lead to bigger and better penises
My asshole didn't even bleed after that monster cock, last night, thanks to all those starter dicks.
by cerntflerps December 30, 2011
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Sarti

a babyeater that takes away a baby and cooks it for dinner
oh my baby is gone!! it must have been Sarti!!!!
by Chewy March 1, 2005
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