Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.
Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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Jason: "Tomorrow's Saturday so it's a safe sleep day."
Alan: "WOOH YEAH BABY!"
Random: "What's a safe sleep day?"
Jason & Alan: "How the hell do you not know."
Alan: "WOOH YEAH BABY!"
Random: "What's a safe sleep day?"
Jason & Alan: "How the hell do you not know."
by Bossiermeteor January 2, 2022
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To "one up" somebody. To make somebody look less kool.
Derived from tearing the sleeves off a leather jacket, turning it into a leather vest.
Derived from tearing the sleeves off a leather jacket, turning it into a leather vest.
James Dean: Joe, I've been dyin' since the day I was born.
Joe: Well Jimmy, I've been livin' since the day I was born, and I've been livin' like I'm dyin'.
Bystander: Whoa, Joe! Way to rip the sleeves off James Dean!
Joe: Well Jimmy, I've been livin' since the day I was born, and I've been livin' like I'm dyin'.
Bystander: Whoa, Joe! Way to rip the sleeves off James Dean!
by Joe Stonewell December 19, 2008
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by ding_a_ling August 17, 2017
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See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.
See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.
I knew my rectum was in for a beating when I came home and saw the jar of crisco and Frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.
We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.
We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.
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