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Go sleep near a piano

Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.
Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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Safe Sleep

A day where you can sleep without fearing to not wake up for school. It's a great day cause no stress or multiple alarms.
Jason: "Tomorrow's Saturday so it's a safe sleep day."
Alan: "WOOH YEAH BABY!"
Random: "What's a safe sleep day?"
Jason & Alan: "How the hell do you not know."
by Bossiermeteor January 2, 2022
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rip the sleeves off

To "one up" somebody. To make somebody look less kool.

Derived from tearing the sleeves off a leather jacket, turning it into a leather vest.
James Dean: Joe, I've been dyin' since the day I was born.

Joe: Well Jimmy, I've been livin' since the day I was born, and I've been livin' like I'm dyin'.

Bystander: Whoa, Joe! Way to rip the sleeves off James Dean!
by Joe Stonewell December 19, 2008
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Dogs don't sleep

Girls on Snapchat posted a picture that said "dogs don't sleep" after they pulled an all nighter.
by ding_a_ling August 17, 2017
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The Crisco Sleeve

Lubing up your entire arm with crisco shortening, from fingers to shoulder, for the deepest intestinal fisting humanly possible.

See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.
I knew my rectum was in for a beating when I came home and saw the jar of crisco and Frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.

We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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netflix and sleep

Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill
H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.
by hazelnutbiscotti June 27, 2018
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