red snapper

After making sweet love to a woman who is currently mentrating, the man proceeds to remove the condom and snap it like a rubber band across the woman's face.

The red snapper administered by the man resulted in a swift kick in the nuts.

by red snapper pro May 27, 2004

slippery eel

A limp penis that has been stroked to the point of ejaculation causing the semen to ooze out and become a lubricant for the final strokes of masturbation.

After he forgot to take his Viagra, and his date went home disappointed, the old man rubbed his flaccid dick and settled for a slippery eel.

by bliponthescreen February 23, 2011

Slippery

To get so drunk that you cant even see anymore,
you become so blind that you dont know where you are going and look like you are slipping on a slick surface.

dude last night i got so slippery that i fell and everyone was laughing at me.

by Logan Judd March 18, 2007

Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022

slippery hot taco

A complimentary name for a womens vagina.

also see: cunt,
pussy,
twat,
snatch,
muff,
gash,
coochie,
poontang,
cum dumpster,
fish taco,
meat wallet,
bearded clam,
fuck box.

Sanchez:"the aroma coming from your slippery hot taco is quite breathtaking"
Girl:"dont be a sook... here have a mint!"

by G Cody December 26, 2006

slippery as goose shit

wicked slippery

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.

by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008

Slappetizer

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014