Do you want a slap?

Do you want a slap? - Figure of speech, said to emote a feeling of frustration. Similar figures of speech are "Are you on crack?"
1. Used when someone is acting out of control.
2. When someone is not acting themselfs.

1. Why are you burning napkins in a restaurant? Do you want a slap? Whats wrong with you.
2. Thats not like you to steal from your friends mother. Do you want a slap?

by Emma Robertson September 23, 2005

"SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

When you are so drunk you start swinging at anybody in sight

"If i drink anymore of this Remy Martin i'll be "SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006

Slap-Ass Friday

A day when you can slap people's asses.

Woot! It's slap-ass Friday! *slaps people's asses*

by xxVampire.Angelxx October 29, 2007

Turkey Slap

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

by Sullos January 13, 2009

clit slap

to slap ones clit with your cock

man, i clit slapped that bitch HARD!!

by h.t. September 10, 2005

slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump

I need to slap a deuce.

by Sledge January 23, 2004

National slap your sibling day

When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.

"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"

by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021