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shockbait

Similar to clickbait, except the text and/or image in question tries to shock the viewer with something that can easily be interpreted as NSFW, NSFL, or against TOS, but technically isn't.
Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
by ToasterOven21 May 22, 2023
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Vag Shocking

The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen to cause a sensational feeling.
Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
by Erg raider April 4, 2011
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Shacktron

Shacktron is an imaginary planet, but also just a word used to stirke fear in people when you yell it at them.
"SHACKTRON"
"Dude, ever since I left Shacktron, I've been so bored."
by Moho April 30, 2004
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shackelcock

A rare, yet ample sized penis, that will not take "no" for an answer. Or, one ample sized penis that maintains an erection for up to eight hours at a time. One that put the motion in the ocean better than its gigantic counter-parts.
Yea girl, he has one of the best shackelcocks i've ever taken.
by kevin beck March 17, 2008
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Shcklem

A Cardiff word to describe scum,dirt, or anything scruffy,mostly used in cases of minge and shit. This includes people, items and places.
"oi bhatt did you see those Shcklemmy bastards in the club lastnight?"
"yeh man, they were pure shcklem!"

"I shagged some slag yesterday her minge was really Shcklem"
"err fuck dude shes the shcklem of the earth!"

"LOOK AT THE SHCKLEM ON THAT"
by Dr-pilly-Pep May 19, 2018
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shackel bitch

a radioactive cocktail of straight chick gone lesbo, a prudish church lady, a hater (especially of men), and a passive aggressive sadist who likes to shackle those she hates with shrill emo horseshit
Rachel seems to be a demure person, but she is actually a toxic shackel bitch - stay away, she's radioactive!

Lee acts like a damsel in distress, but she's fake, she's actually a nasty shackel bitch - stay away, she's radioactive!
by 2278 May 22, 2019
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