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Satan

the guy who everyone hates for no reason even though he punishes evil and has killed far less then god
satan is trying his best give him a break
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Satans den

When you and your partner fuck in a smoldering hot shower
Guy: what do you say we turn up the heat in here?

Girl: you mean like satans den

Guy: yea

Girl: but my pussy is still burnt from last time
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satan’s piss

don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water
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hellish satanic suffering

a heavy metal sensation amongst the underground, one of the best to exist
"hey man I bought tickets for the next hellish satanic suffering concert!"
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Satanic Shitual

The smell left behind in a toilet after a nasty event
“Dude, I wouldn’t go in there for at least 10 minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it’s safe to say that something died in there”
by Meg A Tron August 8, 2022
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Satanic Shitual

Creating something nasty in the toilet (along the lines of booze poos) that may require health and safety investigation, or even forensics, to investigate whether there is actually something dead in there.
It is a sight and smell your senses will never forget. Ever!
"Dude, I wouldn't go in there for at least 30
minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it's safe to say that something died in there!”
by Meg A Tron August 10, 2022
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Satan

The primordial omnipresent conscious darkness, throughout nature, as well as the universe, which speaks and the 'supreme' prince of evil.

Satan harms innocent people for his entertainment/selfish desires, as well as has narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) and brainwashes others to be the same.

(Notes: Satan tries to cover up for his disorder, including by confusing others that neurotypical people have it.

He has demons who work for him to spread his disorder around the universe.

No god was powerful enough to destroy Satan, but one day a being shall come to do so as the prophecy fortold).
'Satan isn't necessarily a red human with horns, but the omnipresent evil conscious darkness, throughout nature and the universe, which speaks.'

(Please read my definition of evil & demon for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 13, 2022
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