... Read it

Read it... its important!

... Read it

Penis, Dick, Fuck you

by The cool Yandere called Ayano January 3, 2017

Read it to you

When somebody shows you up.....humiliates you.......makes you look dumb

That lawyer really read it to you, too bad you lost the case!

by THE GOOD WORD January 7, 2017

Reading on

When you can read someone like a book.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of his shit, I'm not gone text him anymore."
Girl 2: "Mmhmm. Bet you text him in the next 10 minutes!"
Girl 1: "Why you reading on me, tho?"

by Gman210 February 10, 2017

Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

read up on it

What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.

Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.

by QuacksO May 9, 2018

Readalicious

This word means salivating at the prospect of reading new books. Just as Food tastes delicious so do books look read-a-licious

One look at the new releases and I am salivating ....these are readalicious

by WXR June 3, 2018

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018