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piece rating

An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.

First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:

20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a

Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.

Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.

Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.
Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.

An example of a piece rating in discussion.
by Pierre van Stanhorse December 28, 2006
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1-10 female rating scale

The way men use to rate women on sexiness. Usually is based on the woman's tits or ass.
Abv. 1-10
"Man that B is high on the 1-10 female rating scale"
by Wheat boi September 25, 2016
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lahaye racing

he will do u think lahaye racing is better ya i do 4 sho
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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road racing

Wheel-to-wheel automobile racing on a road course track, which involves a variety of turns and elevation changes. It is real racing on a real race track, and has no connection to illegal street racing.
"Formula 1 is the best road racing I've seen"
by TurboDC4 November 16, 2007
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raming

The process of swimming through a cloudy patch in open water that happens to be ejaculate.
"Dude, Steven went swimming in the bay the other day and realized he was raming in a humpback whale's jizz."
by thedominanttooth October 22, 2008
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racing

another, more hip and cool term for kissing.
Kissing is a general idea, as is racing. There are many subjects that fall underneath it. Such as long distance, sprinting, and hurdles.
"Where did Thomas and Olivia go?"

"Oh. I think they're racing in the trees over ther."
by Connor is a beast! June 19, 2008
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Raging Cajun

A ragin cajun is when you and your partner eat loads of gumbo and or shrimp creol or anything else from the bayou (perhaps on a nice dinner), then have a projectile shit fest all over each other and then sop it up with bread slices and eat it like a snack
baby, ready set aim, sssssssssshhhhhhhhpppppppppllllat, hey give me the bread.

Office:

Jim: how was the date last night
Cajun Man: Oh it was great Sonya and I gave each other a raging cajun, you should see my fucking drycleaners face
by Chuck toof July 24, 2008
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