para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

Parademix

The soul of an unborn goat.

Do you need a parademix to do that job?

Does your black cauldron require a parademix?

by Fantasia almighty October 13, 2013

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by M J Jones x2 December 1, 2013

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

Paradigm

The word to use when you get excited about welding , girls or dip. pronounced pair-a-di-jim

Did u see her paradigm

by Tontotodriguez69 October 8, 2015

Paradise Rocked

Send shitty restaurant customers to a building that looks like a hipster dive/rock club, but is actually a gay stripclub

This isn't right, I just got paradise rocked!

by Darut March 24, 2016

Para

Para means money in persian

I need some para bro

by Golden stats August 21, 2017