put a shirt on

stop doing something stupid

Dude, you really got to put a shirt on, and stop goofing around

by kmhawkboy August 28, 2014

put long pants on

The act of achieving an altered state of mind through the consumption of marijuana.

Hey, we are going to be so hungry after we put long pants on.

by sirsneaky September 29, 2005

put you on glass

videotaping someone in the act of doing something inappropriate or embarrasing. Thereby having someone in the glass of camera's eye.

while the police are beating up your friend. You are on the fire escape videotaping. "Yo man, I put you on glass. We aight."

by CEU May 11, 2010

put some english on it

stylizing with great pinash. a phrase commonly used by southern californian motocross racers after accomplishing a large "whip" and/or other stylish act.

"Daaang, DVO just put some ENGLISH on it over that triple"

"Jooci-J just put some ENGLISH on it at Racetown"

by DVO388 February 20, 2009

put it all on black

when you want to fart but there's a chance that you shit yourself, but you push your ass out in the hope that you just fart and don't shit yourself. essentially you gamble your boxers in the process and hope for the best.

nigga i need to fart but i kinda feel like i could shit at the same time as well should i put it all on black? fuck it.
fuck i lost.

by soperdoge June 21, 2019

up with the put-down

To be "up with the put-down" is to be in the know-how; to have the latest information/gossip or to fully understand a situation.

Character 1: "What? I doooon't get iiiittt...?!?!"
Character 2: "OMFG, grrrrlllll, get up with the fxing put-down. here's how it's done..."

Scene Kids on the Street: *RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE. GOSSIP GOSSIP GOSSIP. SEX SEX SEX. PARAPHANELIA, PEDOPHILIA, DRUG ABUSE*

Street Cop Strolling By: "Wow, great job staying up with the put-down, kids. Keep it up!"

by Nick Hoover June 3, 2008

Put it in your mouth

The act of telling someone to put some thing in their mouth (food, gum,...)

You prevert stop looking at those pretty normal things like "put it in your mouth" at the urban dictionary

by i.speak.with.tomatoes.sometime March 7, 2020